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BUYER: Eric SchmidtLOCATION: New York City, NYPRICE: $11,500,000SIZE: 6,009 square feet,YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Yesterday, the industrious peeps who pen the Page Six column at The New York Post printed and posted a juicy ditty about the apparently.

Investigation, shmestigation! Indictment? Bah!Notoriously secretive hedge fund fat cat Steve Cohen refuses to let a pesky little investigation by The Feds—or a $616 million settlement—drag him down or put the brakes on a monumental spending spree..

BUYERS: Terry and Heather DubrowLOCATION: Newport Coast, CAPRICE: $4,180,000 (for the lot)SIZE: TBDYOUR MAMAS NOTES: In early February (2013) Your Mama let the cat out of the bag about how Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOOC) season 7 addition.

Several weeks ago Your Mama passed along some juicy Platinum Triangle real estate gossip about Lola Karimova-Tillaeva—the 30-something old daughter of Uzbekistan's dictatorial president, Islam Karimov—being the mysterious buyer of Le Palais, a massive.

SELLER: L.A. ReidLOCATION: Sagaponack, NYPRICE: $18,995,000SIZE: 7,000 square feet, 8 bedrooms, 9.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: It may not have the publicity ensuring $65 million asking price of Richard Gere's postcard perfect 6.3 acre water front.

BUYER: John McEnroe and Patty SmythLOCATION: Malibu, CAPRICE: $3,345,000SIZE: 2,800 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Thanks to tireless real estate yenta Yolanda Yakketyyak and a second-on-the-motion from our eerily well-informed.

Like David Spade, after a long slog on the real estate merry-go-round Hollywood royals Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn have finally unloaded their Balinese contemporary beach front house in Malibu (CA) for many millions less than they originally wanted.After.

After six long years on and off the market and millions in price drops actor/comedian David Spade has finally managed to unload his ocean front home on Malibu's La Costa beach to an executive at Netflix for $10,225,000.Mister Spade purchased the 4 bedroom.

Like so many shockingly spendthrift Housewives before her, Karent Sierra—a glitzy Coral Gables dentist and a former cast member of The Real Housewives of Miami—has lost (at least) one of the four homes she owns in Miami (FL) to the gaping maw of foreclosure.South.

In other New York City celebrity related real estate news, comedian Chris Rock has put a limestone and brick townhouse he owns in Brooklyn's historic Clinton Hill nabe up for least at $7,950 per month. The three story structure has a loft-like, open.

It seems that French banker Olivier Sarkozy—he would be former French president Nicolas's half brother and the quite-a-bit-older man-friend of the probably much richer pint- mogulette Mary-Kate Olsen—has put an elegant if time worn 1850s Anglo-Italianate.

SELLER: Vince and Louise CamutoLOCATION: Southampton, NY'PRICE: $48,000,000SIZE: 9,611 square feet, 10 bedrooms, 10.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Thanks to a brief missive from our unofficial aide de camp Hot Chocolate it's come to Your Mama's attention.