Archive for 2013-04-07
Matt Damon Dumps Miami Beach Digs
SELLER: Matt DamonLOCATION: Miami Beach, FLPRICE: $20,000,000SIZE: 12,705 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 9.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Your Mama knows we're a little late to this party but perhaps a little late is better than never? If not and any of y'all.
Your Mama Hears...
...that rainbow haired pop music powerhouse Katy Perry is about to purchase three adjoining properties nestled into a sylvan hollow in the Hollywood Hills, high above the glittering lights and shattered dreams of Tinseltown. Miz Perry's plan—so it was.
Lance Armstrong Sells Austin Estate
SELLER: Lance ArmstrongLOCATION: Austin, TXPRICE: UnknownSIZE: (total of) 9,439 square feet with 9.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Word on the Lonestar State's celebrity real estate gossip highway is that publicly disgraced cyclist and tireless cancer advocate.
Your Mama Hears...
...from Will Spillit, a valued informant deep inside the Platinum Triangle real estate game, that famously hermetic double Oscar winning actress/director Jodie Foster will soon list her long-time home in the swanky, celebrity-stocked and so-called Bird.
Floor Plan Porn: Steve Cohen in New York City
SELLER: Steve CohenLOCATION: New York City, NYPRICE: $115,000,000SIZE: 9,000 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms (plus 2 bedroom and 1 bathrooms staff suite)YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Last week Your Mama briefly discussed the art buying real estate doings.
Nicollette Sheridan (Finally) Leases Upper Bel Air House
OWNER: Nicollette SheridanLOCATION: Beverly Hills, CAPRICE: $12,500/monthSIZE: 2,731 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 4 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Thanks to a friendly French informant we'll call Monsieur Fahfah Froufrou and an assist from Our Fairy Godmother.
It's Official: Katy Perry Lists Park Hill Compound
SELLER: Katy PerryLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $6,925,000SIZE: 8,835 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 7 full and 4 half bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Your Mama has been hearing for months already that Miz Perry wants to unload her never-lived in L.A. compound, Park.
Hop On Over to the Playboy Bunny Hutch
SELLER: Hugh Hefner/Playboy EnterprisesLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $11,000,000SIZE: 6,690 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 6.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Your Mama is nine kinds of terrified of the dentist. We really are. In fact, we are so freaked out by.
