SELL BUY PROPERTY

...that the strange and spectacular Palm Springs, CA residence of Bob and Dolores Hope—now both deceased—may soon become available for the first time ever with an exceptionally elephantine asking price of $45,000,000.No, babies, Your Mama's gin soaked.

Today we take a wee turn from the glitzy, glossy and gift bag strewn world of Tinseltown celebs to the even more rigorous, restrictive and rarefied arena of New York City's high nosed upper crust, a necessary if tightly wound and sometimes jagged cross.

BUYERS: Richard Perry (and Jane Fonda)LOCATION: Beverly Hills, CAPRICE: $7,300,000SIZE: 7,513 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 6.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Your Mama gets loads of emails and phone calls from all-kinda folks who want know who bought what, where.

BUYERS: Emma Stone and Andrew GarfieldLOCATION: Beverly Hills, CAPRICE: $2,500,000SIZE: 3,862 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Thank to the always informative Lucy Spillerguts, young and faux ginger-tressed actress Emma Stone.

Oh dear.  Divorce can be so ugly.Word on the celebrity real estate street—via the long-legged gal at Trulia Luxe Living—is that R&B superstar Usher wants to evict his ex-wife, Tameka, from the Roswell, GA mansion they shared before they bitterly.

The (David) Hasselhoff homestead in Encino, CA was recently re-listed with a $3,795,000 price tag. This is not the first time at the rodeo for hairy-chested Mister Hasselhoff and his second ex-wife Pamela who acquired the 8,947 square foot Colonial mansion.

BUYER: James FrancoLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $775,000SIZE: 1,496 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2.75 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Thanks to well-connected canary with whom we're peripherally acquainted—let's call her Dimitri Dishdiscloser—Your Mama learned.