SELL BUY PROPERTY

SELLER: Ronnie SassoonBUYER: François PinaultLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $16,500,000YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Some of you may have read it first somewhere else but Your Mama first learned from the kids at Curbed that multi-billionaire French luxury goods.

SELLERS: Kelly Ripa and Mark ConsuelosLOCATION: New York City, NYPRICE: $24,500,000SIZE: 6,792 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Since we've been ill the last couple days and are, in fact, still woozy with sick and medicine, we've.

SELLER: Eriq La SalleLOCATION: Beverly Hills, CAPRICE: $7,950,000SIZE: 6,000 square feet (approx.), 4 bedrooms, 5.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Listen children Your Mama was stricken yesterday with a particularly punishing flu and we are—for all intents.

SELLER: MadonnaLOCATION: Beverly Hills, CAPRICE: $22,500,000SIZE: 17,000 square feet, 9 bedrooms, 15 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Last March (2012) Your Mama tattled to the children that New York City-based middle aged pop superstar Madonna was quietly.

A couple of weeks ago—on Christmas Eve, to be exact—Your Mama whispered to the children that word on the real estate street in Los Angeles was that L.A.-based billionaire hedge fund fat cat Howard Marks and his social wife Nancy had inked an off-market.

We know lots of y'all don't care to hear about Kim Kardashian and/or Kanye West and will kvetch about our decision to discuss this matter until the damn cows come home. Howevuh, hunties, we do have to feed all the children their favorite and sundry celebrity.

All the property gossips went berserk earlier today over the news that 102-year old philanthropist, art collector and sublime horticulturist Bunny Mellon sold her halcyon 26-acre waterfront compound in Osterville, MA for $19,500,000.The official buyer.

SELLERS: Peter and Marion MadoffLOCATION: New York City, NYPRICE: $4,600,000SIZE: 2-3 bedrooms, 3.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Given that soon-to-be imprisoned Peter Madoff worked for and side-by-side with his Ponzi scheming older bother Bernie.