SELL BUY PROPERTY

Listen, chickens, Your Mama is just about to board a steel bird and wing our way to the 49th State of Alaska for a 4th of July visit with our wonderfully neurotic old friend Sheila Sinn. That means we don't have the time to go on and on (and on) like.

...that Lola Karimova-Tillyaeva—she would be the filthy rich 34-year old youngest daughter of Uzbekistan's autocratic president Islam Karimov—is the new owner of Le Palais, a genuinely prodigious and proudly palatial abode in Beverly Hills, CA,.

BUYER: Joe ManganielloLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $1,806,000SIZE; 2,422 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 3 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Your Mama first heard it last week from the freakishly well-connected real estate yenta Yolanda Yakketyyak and then we heard.

SELLER: Ricki LakeLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $8,750,000SIZE: (roughly) 5,226 square feet, 5-6 bedrooms, 5.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Looks like somewhat newly (re-)married actress, Emmy winning daytime chat show hostess, and Dancing with the Stars.