SELL BUY PROPERTY

SELLERS: Michael Rapino and Jolene BlalockLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $2,975,000SIZE: 4,710 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: In late 2003, right about the time Live Nation Entertainment CEO and President Michael Rapino married.

SELLER: Joseph PlumeriLOCATION: New York City, NYPRICE: $32,000,000SIZE: 8,360 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 6 full and 2 half bathrooms (plus an additional staff room and bath)YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Listen chickens, Your Mama was unexpectedly waylaid and re-routed.

SELLER: Michael SymonLOCATION: New York City, NY (Soho)PRICE: $3,500,000 (list)SIZE: 1,509 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: We've known for a while now that meat-centric James Beard Award winning chef Michael Symon and his wife Liz.

BUYER: LeAnn RimesLOCATION: Hidden Hills, CAPRICE: $3,000,000SIZE: 8,642 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 9 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Last December recently rehabbed country music queen—and Twittering trouble maker—LeAnn Rimes tweeted about how happy she was.

SELLER: Mickey RooneyLOCATION: Westlake Village, CAPRICE: $1,075,000SIZE: 2,413 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 3 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: We don't know if it has anything at all to do with the scandalous allegations of elder abuse that he made in 2011 against.

For those of the children who just can't bear silly discussions about the seemingly capricious real estate activities of a pregnant reality star with a Texas-sized backside and an annoyingly supercilious baby daddy Your Mama offers y'all something altogether.

Over the weekend Your Mama received a couple of covert communiques that each contained a bit of additional scuttlebutt as regards to the recent and much publicized real estate activities of behemoth-bootied reality t.v. star Kim Kardashian and her culture.