SELL BUY PROPERTY

BUYER: Megan Mullally and Nick OffermanLOCATION: Los Angeles, CA (Bel Air)PRICE: $4,150,000SIZE: 5,168 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Earlier this week Your Mama and just about every other celebrity property gossip dissed and.

Did y'all hear the executors of the estate for late Saudi royal fat cat Sultan bin Abdulaziz—otherwise known as the deceased Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia and the 12th son of long ago deceased King Abdulaziz—have made his behemoth, 45-bedroom pied-à-terre.

 SELLERS: Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew BroderickLOCATION: New York City, NYPRICE: $24,995,000SIZE: 6,800+- square feet, 5-6 bedrooms, 5 full and 3 half bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Your Mama awoke at the crack of dawn this foggy but clearing morning.

SELLER: Esai MoralesLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $1,097,000SIZE: 2,480 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 3 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: We received an unexpected and brief communique yesterday from Birdie Chirper who kindly and thoughtfully let Your Mama know.

SELLER: Vince VaughnLOCATION: Chicago. ILPRICE: $16,750,000SIZE: 12,000 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 4 full and 4 half bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Everyone who pays even a speck of guilty-pleasured attention to the celebrity real estate scene already knows.

SELLER: Megan Mullally and Nick OffermanLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $12,650,000SIZE: 3,803 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 bathroomsNOTE TO THE CHILDREN: Before we get to the meat of the matter Your Mama feels the (probably unwise) compulsion to address.