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Your Mama is thankful for all the children, our spider web of tipsters and informants—you know who you are!—The Dr. Cooter, our long bodied bitches Linda and Beverly, our friends and family and Mister Bobby Flay for his delish chipotle sweet potatoes.

BUYER: k.d. langLOCATION: Portland, ORPRICE: $639,000 SIZE: 2,017 square feet 1-2 bedrooms, 1.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: unbeknownst to this celebrity real estate gossip until yesterday, when we received a covert communique from a gal we'll call anita.

SELLER: MadonnaLOCATION: New York, NYPRICE: $23,500,000SIZE: 6,000 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 8 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Thanks to a tipster we'll call Bernardo Bigmouth Your Mama has just learned that her pop music madjesty Herself—that would be Madonna.

SELLER: Allison Janney LOCATION: Palm Springs, CAPRICE: $2,250,000SIZE: 6,657 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Over the weekend, while Your Mama did some peeping and poking around in the property records regarding the John Lautner-designed.