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...from a snitchy real estate canary in Beverly Hills—let's call her Mercedes Benz—that billionaire multi-media mogul Oprah Winfrey recently and very quietly shelled out somewhere in the neighborhood of $14,000,000 for a spacious Platinum Triangle pied-à-terre.

SELLER: David and Martha HamamotoBUYER: Frank McCourtLOCATION: New York City, NYPRICE: $50,000,000SIZE: around 5,000 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: After a very difficult couple of days with the inner workings our our internet.

BUYER: Faye Resnick and Everett Jack Jr.LOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $1,605,000SIZE: 2,567 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: We know some of the more high fallutin' children are gonna fuss and holler about how Your Mama ought.

BUYER: Lisa LampanelliLOCATION: Fairfield, CTPRICE: $2,399,000SIZE: 3,897 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: We are still inundated—swamped really—with merry-making holiday house guests but Your Mama is gonna try to hole up in a.

Listen children, Your Mama has a houseful of family—we got Mama and Sister Cooter, Your Mama's Momma, Sister Woman and her brood, Auntie and Cuzzin Will and more—so we're beyond swamped not to mentioned exhausted and sotted with gin.However, rather than.

...from two trusted and well connected sources deep inside the Platinum Triangle real estate game that there's a big deal—and we mean BIG—about to go down in Malibu.According to both Cinnamon Stick and Little Boy Blue, bespectacled billionaire money.

BUYER: RihannaLOCATION: Pacific Palisades, CAPRICE: $12,000,000SIZE: 11,000 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 9 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: We know every other celebrity property gossip already discussed it days ago but in case any of y'all somehow missed it,.

BUYER: Mistress of the DarkLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $925,000SIZE: (approx.) 2,005 square feet total with 2 bedrooms and 2 bathroomsFirst came word that Jessica Simpson (allegedly) made an offer to buy the not very scary Hidden Hills mansion of.

SELLER: Jana KramerLOCATION: Nashville, TNPRICE: $367,000SIZE: 2,230 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Word on the celebrity real estate street down in Nashville is that after only six or so months of courting, country music up and.

BUYER: PSY (nee Park Jae-sang)LOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $1,249,000SIZE: 2,776 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Celebrity gossip juggernaut TMZ reported today that budding music industry zeitgeist PSY—née Park Jae-sang (박재상,.

BUYER: Ricky MartinLOCATION: New York City, NYPRICE: $5,900,000SIZE:3,147 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Once upon a celebrity real estate time booty-shaking Puerto Rican pop star/entertainer Ricky Martin owned sleek, 65th floor.

...that bubble gum pop singer turned maybe-preggers again apparel mogul Jessica Simpson and her former professional pig skinner man-friend/baby daddy Eric Johnson have made a formal offer to purchase a spacious estate inside the guarded gates of the.

Your Mama's inbox has done drowned this morning with piles and miles of queries about whether whackadoodle Tinseltowner Tom Cruise did or did not buy a $13.5 million mansion in Upstate New York where his New York City-based daughter Suri—so the story.

OWNER: Kelsey GrammerLOCATION: Beverly Hills, CAPRICE: $30,000 per monthSIZE: 5,683 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 6 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Sometime in late April or early May 2012 four-time Emmy winning sitcom actor (Cheers, Frasier) and producer (Medium,.

Earlier today Your Mama prattled aimlessly on about the compound-like Holmby Hills estate of actress/singer/skin care entrepreneur Connie Stevens that popped up on the open market last week to much fanfare, hoo-ha and ballyhoo with an almost eighteen.

SELLER: Connie StevensLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $17,999,000SIZE: 12,000 (or so) square feet (total), 7 bedrooms, 8 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Looks like the sharp downturn in the economy a few years ago put a pecuniary pinch on on the pocketbook.